A message from DJ Sam Young

Event: BUNGALOW BLOW OUT Date: Tuesday 18th January 2011

There will be no Dubstep Britney. There will be no trance keyboard hip hop. There will be no Jonas Brothers assholes. There will be no Nicki Minaj. There will be no Swag. There will be no Swagger. There will be no Swag Sex. There will be no Swag Surfin. There will be no Swag Poop. There will be no kids crying for Bieber. There will be no babies by Bieber, nor any Biebernaires. There will be no wack DJs. There will be no DJs based on hype. There will be no dumb time of your life cover songs. There will be no funny music. There will be no rapper energy drinks. There will be no chick stealing my bottle of Patron. There will be no cocktail waitresses with head-shots. There will be no Goo Goo nor GaGa. There will be no DJs that started on Serato. There will be no BEP. There will be no Kings of Leon. There will be no shout outs. There will be no David Guetta. There will be no #fail. There will be no dudes grabbing girls. There will be no bad jazz nor bad jizz. There will be no Kanye interruptions. There will be no panties on the bathroom floor (again). There will be no Fergie. There will be no MTV. There will be no Love of Ray J. There will be no Only way is Essex cast members. There will be no vampires or merch with vampires on it. There will be no facebook. There will be no Miley. There will be no bad music. There will be no ironic music, for the sake of being ironic. There will be no words that rhyme with orange. There will be no ‘We speak no Americano’. There will be no ‘Banker/Wankers in suits’. There will be no sparklers. There will be no ‘Eye of the Tiger’. There will be no ‘Empire state of mind’. Free ENTRY all night, 10pm-3am, RSVP with names to B8@Blowoutparties.co.uk Nearest tube Leicester Sq… DJ’s MK (KISS 100), DJ@WAR, Bruce Wayne, Sam Young & Khalil…

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