On Weds morning, Ellie and I walked back from a meeting with the wonderful Lucy from Schuh – who enjoyed hearing about Mr Bling’s *interesting* methods of reviewing flip-flops on the Who’s Jack blog last week - and we noticed that the sunshine seems to somewhat encourage boyfolk to proposition complete strangers innappropriately.
Ellie and I wondered what the effect would be if we drove around in white vans and shouted ‘Oi, darlin’ out of the window… Or if we used the line ‘,do you have a girlfriend? You’ev got a nice c*ck’…Or (as suggested by Gossip Garage Captain Lukey B) if we heckled from scaffold whilst grabbing our breasts…
Of course, Ellie holds the trademark for the world’s most effective chat up line (‘come back to mine, I’ve got tinnies in the fridge’) but we’ve also heard good ones from Alex ‘Pulling Queen’ Pullin (‘I’m staying at yours’) as well as our beloved Mr Bling (‘just you, me and a couple of cans of dog food’).
My personal favourite (although not strictly a chat up line) would be the lyric from Alvin Stardust’s ‘My Coo Ca Choo’ that goes ‘tomcat, you know where it’s at, come on let’s go to my flat…’ If anyone ever used that on me I’d be sold!
get yer coat, good squire, you've pulled...
